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 Post subject: knock knock jokes
Unread postPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:42 am 
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knock Knock! who's their? not Madeleine McCan :(


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 Post subject: Knock Knock
Unread postPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:51 am 
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Knock knock,
"Who's there?" Asks the doctor.

"The Invisible Man." The receptionist replies.

Tell him I cant see him.

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 Post subject: not knock knock
Unread postPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:16 pm 
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in the sleepy village of Erbum near the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire, lives a woman called Susan Lyke's. She is the land lady of the local pub, the Cock Inn. all her mail goes to :
Sue lyke's.
The Cock inn.
Erbum.
Tillet.
Hert's.


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 Post subject: Reality T.V. Idea's.
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details of the latest reality show = starring Wendy Richards + Natasha Richardson + Jade Goody, i'm in a Cemetery, Get me out of Here! :P


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Unread postPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:49 pm 
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ha, that's a winner.


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Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:41 pm 
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Lol.

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 Post subject: WOMEN!
Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:52 am 
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WOMEN eh!
Boob-jobs,
nose-jobs,
tummy tucks,
liposuction,
colonic irrigation,
botox,
ears pierced,
belly's pierced,
nipples pierced,
clits pierced,
legs waxed,
lips tattoed,
tits tattoed,
lenghty diets,
and when u ask for anal sex, they say "no, it Hurts!" :(


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 Post subject: D.I.Y tip of the week.
Unread postPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:00 am 
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if a womans on all fours with cum dripping out her arse an the corners of her mouth, wots it tell you?
your floors level. :P


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Unread postPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:59 am 
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i have to say, i have never raised my hand to a woman.

unless i'm giving her a thumbs up for doing the hoovering well. :P


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Unread postPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:31 pm 
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Pfttt
Where is hucky , oops women in topics.Mysogynistic gathering.
Admit it guys , you love us , you need us , you breath us , unless you are gays :roll:


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