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Author:  BEAR999 [ Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Self Improvement Is Masturbation

Philosophy of Tyler Durden Expounded.

Masturbation is a purely self indulgent exercise. No one else cares if you have an orgasm or how to achieve that orgasm unless you are partaking in mutual masturbation, but in the end they both lead to the same thing: Dissatisfaction when compared with cunt.

In the same way, no one cares about your selfish self improvements because they are not made for other people. DKNY Shoes, D&G Glasses, Armani jacket and a full load right into your palm. Selfish self improvement is soley at the directive of the individual who wills it. He or she, like in masturbation, is considering you only as an object.

Self Destruction however is self-creation.

Every time you take a facet of the self and analyze it you come to a conclusion, or at least an inference about the essence of the self. You create new thoughts about or toward the self which in turn generate new emotions and actions.

Author:  Daedalus678 [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:08 pm ]
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Am I stupid, or does this make any sense?

Bear... were you on something when you "typed this out"?

Author:  BEAR999 [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:42 pm ]
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lol nice to see you're back, Alan. It makes perfect sense to me. What part are you hung-up on?

Or perhaps you aren't really in need of understand at all and being a pretentious cock sucker you tend to be every few months towards me.

Author:  Daedalus678 [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:51 am ]
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Haha.... you've pegged me. ;)

It just seems random and nonsensical.... like most of the things you post.


HAR HAR HAR.

Author:  Daedalus678 [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:15 pm ]
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Oh... and ME pretentious? I'm not the one posting "threads" about the "Philosophy of Tyler Durden." How the hell am I "pretentious" towards you?...

"1: making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing)"

"2: making demands on one's skill, ability"

Do I make unjustified/excessive claims about you?, or made demands on your ability (to suck cock, and/or plunge)? Nooope.

Which are you applying towards me, anyways? ... Or is there another definition for it, one not covered by the dictionary?

"Dissatisfaction when compared with cunt". That assumes everyone would be satisfied with cunt, anyways. To me, that seems like you are making unjustified/excessive claims about the satisfaction of cunt. Satisfaction is usually judged by the individual, anyways.

But oh well... if you had said "Or perhaps you aren't really in need of understanding at all and being a meany, hookerface you tend to be every few months towards me,"
I would have been in full agreement.

You pretentious cuntsucker, you! :lol:

Author:  BEAR999 [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:07 pm ]
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Daedalus678 wrote:
Am I stupid, or does this make any sense?

Bear... were you on something when you "typed this out"?


2. characterized by assumption of dignity or importance

As if you deserve my attention, Alan. And the allusion that would have to be "on something" when I 'typed this out'. I wouldn't need drugs to spin circles around your brain or explain the circles I spun afterward.

Now like I said, since there isn't anything you seem to want to understand about my article, let go of my dick. Chase probably loves your dick sucking abilities and she's always available.

Author:  Daedalus678 [ Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:43 pm ]
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Hahahaha....if I'm not worth your time, why the long responds and insults? You are FUNNY... really; I didn't take you for such a comedian... but then again, you probably are not trying to intentionally be funny.

Spin circles around me? Please... go back to having Knot spell-check your "articles."

HAHAHAHA

Author:  BEAR999 [ Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:52 pm ]
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lol@Long. Sure it was long. I spent *so* much time responding, Aye. You don't really saying anything of substance do you, Alan. But i'm sure you'll add a great deal to this site in the days to come. Just like you did to my post here, eh? lol

Author:  Daedalus678 [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:14 pm ]
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Oh... I'm sorry; I hadn't realized that YOU have contributed such well reasoned, articulate musings. I take everything back.

I acknowledge my lesser intelligence in the face of your OVERWHELMING, seemingly endless pool of intellect.

I await your future posts... perhaps an "article" about the philosophical logic of cat poop?



"CAT POOP, AN ANALOGY OF GLOBALIZATION"


I piss myself in glee.

Author:  Mos.Def [ Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:04 am ]
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You two are so fucking gay.

A sweet bliss fragrance fills the air even when you fucking argue.

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