This ones about virgin Mary
She's seen on an orchard tree ...http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/gallery ... ocid=today
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| Author: | BossyBoobs872 [ Thu May 28, 2009 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Seeing Jesus in random Foods |
Over the past few years there's been many a "sighting of Jesus" on various foods reported in the media. From toast to crumpets to Marmite. YES MARMITE!! The latest "sighting of Jesus" is on a lid of Marmite! but there seems to be a generic rule these sightings conform to Breakfast food! Is it that our imaginationis that much more active in the mornings? Or is it the whole haven't woke up yet and see things with our subconcious that trigger these events? Imagine the posisbility of things that could be seen on a peice of toast after a WILD NIGHT of pleasurable sex ... hmm the subconcious is a weird thing. |
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| Author: | Knot4Prophet [ Sun May 31, 2009 1:43 am ] |
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Lol, Manda. Welcome to the forum. Yeah I remember the Jesus on the piece of toast that was sold off on ebay awhile back. And yeah, why is Jesus showing up on food items at all? You'd think if he really wanted to make an impression he'd emboss his image onto something a little less transitory. Perhaps it's some metaphor for the transitory nature of his rotting corpse. Something to chew on. |
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| Author: | Bossyboobs [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Seeing Jesus in random Foods |
This ones about virgin Mary She's seen on an orchard tree ...http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/gallery ... ocid=today |
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| Author: | Nobby [ Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Seeing Jesus in random Foods |
There is ofc prove to the contrary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ 
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| Author: | Scar~ [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Seeing Jesus in random Foods |
I wonder if a piece of toast ..or a tortilla came with the words.."fuck it, there is no god"...or maybe..."you bastards are on your own, that is all, this was me(jesus)". Would people would clamour for that? I wouldn't. I'd laugh when they didn't. I would think however, "fuck me, that was the one in ten billion chance for that". As an aside... If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the worlds' great literary works in Braille. Where I live there's a distinct possibility this may have happened. At least the keypad on an ATM, we'll never know... |
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