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Unread postPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:24 am 
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Over the past few years there's been many a "sighting of Jesus" on various foods reported in the media. From toast to crumpets to Marmite. YES MARMITE!!

The latest "sighting of Jesus" is on a lid of Marmite! but there seems to be a generic rule these sightings conform to Breakfast food!

Is it that our imaginationis that much more active in the mornings? Or is it the whole haven't woke up yet and see things with our subconcious that trigger these events?

Imagine the posisbility of things that could be seen on a peice of toast after a WILD NIGHT of pleasurable sex ... hmm the subconcious is a weird thing.


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Unread postPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:43 am 
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Lol, Manda. Welcome to the forum.

Yeah I remember the Jesus on the piece of toast that was sold off on ebay awhile back.

And yeah, why is Jesus showing up on food items at all? You'd think if he really wanted to make an impression he'd emboss his image onto something a little less transitory.

Perhaps it's some metaphor for the transitory nature of his rotting corpse.

Something to chew on.

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This ones about virgin Mary :D She's seen on an orchard tree ...

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/gallery ... ocid=today


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There is ofc prove to the contrary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ

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Unread postPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:41 am 
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I wonder if a piece of toast ..or a tortilla came with the words.."fuck it, there is no god"...or maybe..."you bastards are on your own, that is all, this was me(jesus)". Would people would clamour for that?

I wouldn't.

I'd laugh when they didn't.
I would think however, "fuck me, that was the one in ten billion chance for that".
As an aside...

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the worlds' great literary works in Braille.

Where I live there's a distinct possibility this may have happened. At least the keypad on an ATM, we'll never know...

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