< BEAR 999> Sprinkles
<Sprinkles865> bear
< BEAR 999> I hope you die of sepsis and testicular lancing
< BEAR 999> goodnight
<Sprinkles865> cheerio
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<Art...900> sweet dreams sugar buns
<Sprinkles865> another satisfied customer
<Art...900> i like the way one of his legs is 3 times the length of the other on cam...it gives his walk character
<Art...900> he shoulda gone the olimpics...theres gotta be some use for that n it ?
<Art...900> i dunno...err...the hop scotch pole routine or sumink
<Art...900> something wacky but still within the rules like
<Art...900> he could get that operated on ya know..
<Art...900> theys just have to chop the leg off at the knee and attach his foot on the end of it...it would just mean one leg wouldnt bend
<Art...900> i asked him..but he was told by the doctors he wouldnt be able to ride bikes again
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<Art...900> and you know how he loves to ride his mums raliegh push bike
<Art...900> the one with the basket at the front that he keeps that monkey in
<Art...900> keeps telling everyone its an alien
<Art...900> feaky geez\a
<Jega380> Be safe, be safe
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<Art...900> i had a m8 like it once..but it was his kneck...it was abnormaly long
<Art...900> he had his head cut off and re-attached to his elbow..
<Art...900> he still done supriseingly well with the chicks...we'd go clubbin and he always scored
<Art...900> chicks liked it
<Art...900> but what they didnt see was he'd be sniffing around thier asses alot in the dark...where his head was kinda low down like
<Art...900> pissed me off a bit
<Art...900> so this one night i filmed him with his nose up some girls arse crack in this pub..wacked it on you-tube to exspose him for what he truly is
<Art...900> now he just sorta roams the streets..with this huge trunk of a neck flapping in the wind...and his head just kinda hangs there on his elbow..
<Art...900> walks miles every day witth his eyes closed
<Art...900> its pretty freaky
<Art...900> not as freaky as my old mate pecham pete
<Art...900> he was born with two penises
<Art...900> serveing a life sentance now for the rape and murder of two twins from italy
<Art...900> he had a thing for twins
<Art...900> shame...coz apart from his sexual fetishes and the dodgey limp he was a nice guy
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<Art...900> thats the beuty opf the inter-net...site like you-tube have given us all a uniuqe opertunity to exspose mutants and watch teenage girls fight it out after slagging off thier 'my space'
<Art...900> i think we're heading into some new spiritural era
<Art...900> some new demented age is apon us
<Art...900> true..we need more mums fighting on you-tube
<Art...900> but its a good start

He's not wrong is he.