So, I'm sittin around with nothing much to do(boy is running wild), and it happens that Stan
*aka; Anti-Christ, Satan, Dog, etc..* decides its blather day in the hallowed halls of Debait. It also happens that Stu Pidaso
*aka; Dreg, gregsy...*, is there too. Yeah.
They both exchange volleys back and forth, nothing new. BUT. I got to thinking, what if they were in a room alone? What if? What would it play out to be?
I'm certainly not going to make up dialog since they both supply reams upon loads upon piles of text that speaks for itself. A person need only highlight and copy the text(thanks ClipCache) as it spills from the fingers of the aforementioned individuals and then assemble those utterances in a somewhat coherent conversation.
Definitely not a conversation that actually happened, but, I'm idle, and you know what they say about idle hands......
These idle hands put together an imaginary conversation using actual unchanged dialog typed throughout the evening by the two.
So, without further adieu....
An Evening With Stan & Stu.
<Sssssssssssatan_666> i fucking shine
<Sssssssssssatan_666> i am the sun
<Sssssssssssatan_666> i dont need hairspray
<Stu-Pidaso>783> really?<Sssssssssssatan_666> i need to focus my power
<Stu-Pidaso>783> how may times?
<Sssssssssssatan_666> im everything
<Stu-Pidaso>783> in a pissed off mood?<Sssssssssssatan_666> i forgive u<Stu-Pidaso>783> im fine
<Stu-Pidaso>783> so i understand<Sssssssssssatan_666> well now u know how i feel
<Sssssssssssatan_666> im just a man<Stu-Pidaso>783> really?
<Sssssssssssatan_666> u cant dance with me greg
<Sssssssssssatan_666> unless u wear a dress
<Stu-Pidaso>783> that is how i roll<Sssssssssssatan_666> maybe u wanna dance with me greg?
<Stu-Pidaso>783> oh yes<Sssssssssssatan_666> u see it right greg
<Sssssssssssatan_666> and ill show everyone<Stu-Pidaso>783> my secretary said some dude with a god complex said he wanted to see my junk
<Sssssssssssatan_666> bring it greg<
Stu-Pidaso>783> "just come over, bring some rubbers and mikes har lemonade"
<Sssssssssssatan_666> hard<Stu-Pidaso>783> got it mother fucker?<Sssssssssssatan_666> trying to distract me?<Stu-Pidaso>783> do it now<Sssssssssssatan_666> make it hurt<Stu-Pidaso>783> how may times?<Sssssssssssatan_666> oh make it hurt<Stu-Pidaso>783> how may times?<Sssssssssssatan_666> wanna check my ass?
<Sssssssssssatan_666> rubber glove?
<Stu-Pidaso>783> best done with a flat palm
<Stu-Pidaso>783> you wanna be me, admit it<Sssssssssssatan_666> did i say suck <Stu-Pidaso>783> he is up
<Stu-Pidaso>783> the end is near<Sssssssssssatan_666> dont fear it<Stu-Pidaso>783> i got the shits once<Sssssssssssatan_666> show me<Stu-Pidaso>783> traded nudes
<Stu-Pidaso>783> so there<Sssssssssssatan_666> thats not hard tho
<Sssssssssssatan_666> i need more beer<Stu-Pidaso>783> im having one now
<Stu-Pidaso>783> "just come over, bring some rubbers and mikes har lemonade"
<Sssssssssssatan_666> hard<Stu-Pidaso>783> this lil daft cocksucker knows<Sssssssssssatan_666> yes<Stu-Pidaso>783> really?
<Sssssssssssatan_666> if u want it
<Stu-Pidaso>783> oh yes
<Stu-Pidaso>783> a fucking caveman<Sssssssssssatan_666> im not mr right
<Sssssssssssatan_666> but im mr right now
<Sssssssssssatan_666> face to face<Stu-Pidaso>783> the doctor isnt going to keep sewing your asshole shut<Sssssssssssatan_666> oh thats harsh
<Sssssssssssatan_666> aint many people did that
<Sssssssssssatan_666> thats the funny part<Stu-Pidaso>783> all shapes and sizes?<Sssssssssssatan_666> wanna see<Stu-Pidaso>783> my gun is loaded
<Stu-Pidaso>783> you can hear the wank slaps between words typed<Sssssssssssatan_666> spank me<Stu-Pidaso>783> "root'n toot'n good ole time"<Sssssssssssatan_666> my prostate could use a massage
<Sssssssssssatan_666> u want in on it?<Stu-Pidaso>783> ill be one of them
<Stu-Pidaso>783> i cant help falling in love<Sssssssssssatan_666> ur bringing me down<Stu-Pidaso>783> and peeing in butts
<Stu-Pidaso>783> pantz needs to come back<Sssssssssssatan_666> nothing wrong with begging
<Sssssssssssatan_666> fuck him<Stu-Pidaso>783> hell yea
<Stu-Pidaso>783> that is a hat<Sssssssssssatan_666> ?
<Sssssssssssatan_666> i bet if u could suck cock<Stu-Pidaso>783> all day long<Sssssssssssatan_666>
<Sssssssssssatan_666> wink
<Sssssssssssatan_666> im gonna get stupid on u<Stu-Pidaso>783> lol<Sssssssssssatan_666> and id make u beg<Stu-Pidaso>783> do go on<Sssssssssssatan_666> oh i do
<Sssssssssssatan_666> trust me
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