Right then Steve, it's about time i sent you a review... it's not going to be about any film in particular so you should add it to anyone you think fits the bill. The only stipulation is you credit me as the author. Use one of the following names:- Pig, Sprinkles, Salaman Falamanoo, or Ian Nolan.
And here we go.
This film was like a goddamned punch to the balls! Imagine running 14 miles, flying across the finish line, getting knocked over by a fucking bear and it just rips your fucking balls off! That's what this movie's like man, twelve straight hammer fists to the balls. Anyone who's been hit in the balls will know what i mean when i say this movie creeps into your stomach, works its way up your spine, and comes chundering out of your mouth while you lay on the ground in agony CLUTCHING YOUR BALLS! What a goddamned movie, I'll give it 5 chainsaws.
Righto, let me know.
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