Hello my name's sprinkles, how are you all? Add jokes and stuff, do it now

This guy's wandering along a lake when he stops to chat with a fisherman, the fisherman explains to the guy that he's on his honeymoon and he thought he'd get in a spot of fishing, the guy looks at the fisherman and says look pal, i don't mean to out of place here but shouldn't you be back at the hotel fucking like rabbits? The fisherman says he can't because his wife's got gonorrhea and huge pubic lice. jesus christ the guy thinks. Well, fuck her up the ass then? no can do the fisherman says, she's got toxic diarrhea and bleeding hemroids. wtf the guy thinks. well, can't she even give you a blow job? no says the fisherman, she's got herpes and black hairy tongue syndrome. The guy just comes out and says to the fisherman, why the fuck did you marry her? and the fisherman says great maggots!

good eh!

Because he was using maggots as bait right? It just dawned on me that people that don't know anything about fishing won't actually get that joke... But fuck me, black hairy tongue syndrome's funny on its own!
What did the spastic say to his dog? Down syndrome.

smashing idea.

i've got one for you.

Did you hear the latest about "Gary Glitter"

They found class A drugs in the kitchen
and class B drugs in the sitting room
and class 4c in his bedroom.

here is something to ponder too.

Shortly after the death of comedian groucho marx, his children found a gag letter written by him that stated that he wanted to be buried on top of Marilyn Monroe.

You reckon there could be a market for this kind of thing? I mean, some rich people paying large coin to be imortalized on top of their favourite celebrity.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men."

So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.

put your picture back on the site, chase.

a bloke sees van gough in a pub and he says, you! van gough would you like a pint? and van gough says no i've got one ear.

gary glitter went to tampa with the kids..... Santi!

I bet that 4c gary glitter joke was lost on some people mos, but not me! i was in 4c right? our school system went T.E.A.C.H and then F.O.R.M.S, S was special needs. Arson... i can't think of a bad reason not to bang the shit out of my old french teacher mrs duffet. Is this the politics thread? why doesn't anyone else post anything? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c (mrs duffet was a lesbian i think) you carry on

The Hip-Hop community is today in shock after the untimely death of one of it's most highly regarded rappers, Baby P.


where is everyone?

i've been carrying out an ethnography project in the ladys room for the past 4 years and only nfb seems to know about it

anyway onto a joke - how about some tommy cooper

I backed this horse at twenty to one.
It came in at half past four.
It was so late, it had to tiptoe back to the stables.

Shut the hell up you two gay boys.

What did the Dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do?

Lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Go back to bed.

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