Oh... and ME pretentious? I'm not the one posting "threads" about the "Philosophy of Tyler Durden." How the hell am I "pretentious" towards you?...
"1: making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value or standing)"
"2: making demands on one's skill, ability"
Do I make unjustified/excessive claims about you?, or made demands on your ability (to suck cock, and/or plunge)? Nooope.
Which are you applying towards me, anyways? ... Or is there another definition for it, one not covered by the dictionary?
"Dissatisfaction when compared with cunt". That assumes everyone would be satisfied with cunt, anyways. To me, that seems like you are making unjustified/excessive claims about the satisfaction of cunt. Satisfaction is usually judged by the individual, anyways.
But oh well... if you had said "Or perhaps you aren't really in need of understanding at all and being a meany, hookerface you tend to be every few months towards me,"
I would have been in full agreement.
You pretentious cuntsucker, you!