When Jesus Came To My House


When Jesus at my house did show
Cautiously I'd let him know
That He could stay and share the chore
Of spreading the legs of some old whore

He refused to do His part
So she tempted him to cunnilary art
Faithful she could pull this stunt
She pushed his face into her cunt

Annointed thus with passion's flow
He righteously obtained a blow
"On your knees, bitch" he doth said
"Suck my dick... give me head."

He threatened her with tales of Hell
But she was choking on the smell
The stench of corpse, such fetid fume
His body recently'd exhume

Because her doubt did still not pass
He knew he'd have to fuck her ass
In testament to those that died
He sodomized her till she cried

Because he knew soon he'd explode
"I baptize you with this here load"
He said to her as he was cumming
"Get out you whore, go back to slumming"

To Jesus then I did confess
That this all was merely a test
The lady he had just defiled
Had just conceived His only child

Pursue the lady he then did
He wanted to know about His kid
He arrived then at her house
"Let me in. I'm such a louse."

The door then opened; He did see
History repeated, glee!
'Cuz there was hanging on the wall
A crucifix, tho' 'twas quite small

A closer look did then reveal
Resemblance; fatherly appeal
Upon the cross, a bit surreal
The fetus, nailed, not quite congealed

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What an awful poem.

There will be a time of judgment for those who do not believe upon Christ as Savior.

"And I saw a great white throne, and Him that sat on it, From whose face the earth and theh heaven fled away; and there was found no place for then. And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and theh dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works." ~ Rev 20:11-13

"And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire." ~ Revelation 20:15

Jesus will be the Judge...and yet your write such a blasphemous poem.

You wrote in an earlier post about the character of a man shown in his actions...sad, Knot...you are very sad.

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"Now the Spirit speaks expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron." (1Tim 4:1-2)

Well that all depends on how you look at it. If the poem were about some other deity's leading man, you may well have gleaned some humour from this post. And the intent of the post was humour. Surely that's not all that bad, even in your God's spiteful eye?

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