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Here's some more old Debait quotes I recently dug up. More to follow. Thanx to TheeQeen for selecting these ones:

Original Message by Thee Queen posted on Christian Casuistry
Sent: 9/13/2006 4:24 AM

I found these funny, I ask you to post what you find funny. Yes this has been done before, but they are so good we should keep it going.

TJ incognito:
<Therose_hasTEETH_Inthe_mouthofThebeast> I'm the yang to jaffa's ying

JegaPRIME speaking of Anti's ghosts:
<JegaPRIME> I got one of them to hold my dick while I pissed. I felt masculine.

SYL and one of his many 'loaded' days:
<TAZ> Knot you have a job?
<TAZ> what do ya do?
<Knot4Prophet> my job is living, taz
<TAZ> OIC
<TAZ> I thought you got a real job
<sylbm> people pay to watch him live
<Knot4Prophet> no i have never worked a day in my life
<sylbm> he lives so they don't have to
<sylbm> he only works his ass

Knot and his committment to his health:
<Knot4Prophet> i quit smoking
<Knot4Prophet> for 20 mins after each one

Knot and Jega's sweet nothings:
<JegaPRIME> I'm huge in Livonia.
<Knot4Prophet> ur huge right where u sit
<Knot4Prophet> cuz the weight thing

A good example of how welcoming we are:
chasing·Brasil 462_00000 (Unknown, 462 files) has entered
chasing·Brasil 462_00000 has left
chasing·Brasil 462_00000 (Unknown, 462 files) has entered
<Knot4Prophet> wb chase
<Daedalus> stay out, negroid

Random jibberish:
<RandyStrand> next time i cut my arms and legs off queen i'll mail myself to you
<TheeQueen> k
<RandyStrand> i'd make a fine ashtray

Is it any wonder why we love this room so?
<Knot4Prophet> i think we should taxisdermalize relatives and have them in their favourite pose
<Nacho_Sombrero> i'd be sat in the bath tub with a shampoo bottle, not a very dignified way to be remembered
<Knot4Prophet> lol
<Nacho_Sombrero> fuck it, i say do it
<Knot4Prophet> immortalized with which brand of shampoo?
<Knot4Prophet> pantease?
<Nacho_Sombrero> something shit, tescos own brand cheap and cheerful
<Nacho_Sombrero> die the way you live, good motto that
<Knot4Prophet> how frugal your life statement will ring
<Knot4Prophet> posed in your own perverse epitaph
<Nacho_Sombrero> alas poor sprinkles, we didn't know he sodomised himself with household utensils

<Nacho_Sombrero> imagine fucking your mum....... 8(
<Knot4Prophet> imagine?
<Knot4Prophet> i dont need to think back far to last nite
<Nacho_Sombrero> i'd give it a go, but i'm not dressed
<Knot4Prophet> she aint *that* bad
<Knot4Prophet> at least she dont scream so much when i rape her ass anymore
<Nacho_Sombrero> it's already loose
<Knot4Prophet> good ole arthritis kicks in
<Knot4Prophet> and she is in so much pain she cant talk
<Knot4Prophet> the smell of medications toooo
<Nacho_Sombrero> that's hemroids for you
<Knot4Prophet> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Nacho_Sombrero> hemroids and rohiphnol
<Knot4Prophet> bbiaf time to get stoned
<Knot4Prophet> i need to be really high before i fuck her
<Knot4Prophet> u know how it is
<Nacho_Sombrero> i do indeed
Knot4Prophet< strolls out
<Nacho_Sombrero> did knot just fuck my mum?
<Nacho_Sombrero> i reckon that makes us kindred spirits


The room is full of such profound statements:
<KingKil> what
<KingKil> what?
<choco_forever> hello king
<TheeQueen> huh?
<KingKil> what?
<FunkyKarma> huh
<KingKil> what?
<FunkyKarma> where
<TheeQueen> huh, what?
<FunkyKarma> why?
<Hucky> look,up in the sky...
<TheeQueen> no.
<FunkyKarma> how
<choco_forever> who
<TheeQueen> mmm
<FunkyKarma> yesssssssss
<choco_forever> aha
<FunkyKarma> more more harder faster more more yesssssssss
<FunkyKarma> what
<TheeQueen> 'nothing'
<FunkyKarma> ya
<TheeQueen> charlie brown

We respect the institution of 'wifedom':
<TheeQueen> kil, we are talking about your drunken stupor.
<KingKil> my wife?
<KingKil> yeah OJ screwed up the domestic violence laws for everybody
<TheeQueen> quite like you?

Good wholesome fun:
Tsarina.Jena.Too< takes a bow
<Hucky> dont bow in front of kil
<Hucky> he'll be 2 blocks up your chucky box.lol

Fight fire with fire:
<JegaPRIME> <Abby> Whenever I order a sandwich at Subway I order the footlong and I place emphasis when I say *foot* long. I always hope the server will pick up on my whorishness and bend me over in the refridgerator with his minimum wage buddies but it hasn't happened yet.
<AbbyNation> <JegaPRIME> I cant help that I'm an asshole. I spend the majority of my life online, hiding from the real world so that I can watch gay porn. But ever so often I get the balls to take it out on Abby, who is, one of the sweetest girls everrrr.
<ThomasJeromeNewton> <JegaPRIME> I'm no longer the troll I was after maux left me "sob"
<Modsangle> <JegaPRIME> I use big words in hope of getting laid. I still dont get laid. Help, help i'm being oppresed!

Maxx's response to Swash hating Ron Jeremy:
<Maxx> because he's a fat slob who gets more {sex} than most of us?
<TheeQueen> maxx, the virgin mary got more than you.

More random jibberish:
<Gnowm> I masturbate constantly
<Gnowm> brb, i need to make sure the thumb tacks in front of the Ambulance station are set correctly.

True honesty:
<KKK> queen are you running around in a giant human wheel?
<TheeQueen> No, but I'm watching you do it.
<KKK> ooooh
<TheeQueen> You are rather smashingly fit.
<TheeQueen> I never knew.
<KKK> why thank you
<KKK> you need to lose some weight
<KKK> got a bit of a spare tire on ya dont ya
<Hucky> lol
<TheeQueen> Yeah.. I'm a big fat ass.. you got me.
TheeQueen< goes to stuff her fat face with various snacks and unhealthy treats.
<obersting> finally some honesty in this shithole.

TJ and Kil show:
<ThomasJeromeNewton> king kil you lack manners
<ThomasJeromeNewton> and gentility
<ThomasJeromeNewton> shame on you, scoundrel
<KingKil> thomas, you lack balls

Still more jibberish (seems to be a pattern):
<wasted_rock_ranger> so everyone is still on the doll kick eh?
<Gnowm> Only if mine is a blow up one

<TheAntiChrist> wipe the cum stains from ur monitor jega

<SpiritOf2006> hello bitches
<TheeQueen> Spirit, go fuck your puppy.
<SpiritOf2006> lick a snails dick bitch
<TheeQueen> I told you Spirit, I am not interested in you.

How do you know when your son is gay?
<Daedalus> the vagina looks like it belongs on some kind of underwater creature... and it also looks like it should have TEETH
<TheeQueen> Dae, you should get a job as a jizz mopper on base.
<Daedalus> Why?
<Daedalus> I dont think that's a job...
<TheeQueen> I think you would enjoy having all them manly marines jizzing and then you are there to help them out.
<Daedalus> Well, sign me up.
That's how.

Takes a stranger to point out the obvious:
<top_gun> i dont think so. you lot are fucked up!

Need I say more? Thank you, Sir Knot for such a fine room.
XXTheeQueenXX

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<c10> do you understand the concept of recombinant DNA and the mechanisms of meiosis art?
<The_Art_Of_Insane_Skippin> yea..i like stuff
<c10> cool
<The_Art_Of_Insane_Skippin'...666> soz..im with ya now
<c10> glad we sorted that out
<c10> look a ball --------------> O

lol. those a funny, whenever i stop by the rooms always quiet......i wonder why?

What do you expect? Raging torrents of boundless enthusiasm on every conceivable subject? Go and fuck yourself. All your posts in these forums are fucking banal nobby and it's starting to annoy me, what are your motives? I suspect you're some sort of idiot. Come into debait and discuss. Strange how I've never seen you in that room knobby, are you really that full of shit? Vladd's spinning in his grave.

Some chatting? What a wild thought for a chat room ay?


nope.



A "banal" insult at best, im sure you could do better than that?



See above, you're just the same, tame and boring insults is all you can manage?



And?



I saw something that amused me, so i posted as such, i also noted that whenever i visited said room it was quiet. I see no motive there, just a couple of straight forward observations, was it too complicated for you?



You are the one looking for non existant hidden motives and hurling "banal" abuse at someone you dont have the first clue about, for idiot look up Sprinkles!



You now demand my presence?



Its not tough to figure out, the facts are in my post, whenever i visit the channel (not very often) its always dead quiet, as in there is nobody around, if there is nobody around, there is nobody to see me, please try and apply basic logic.



I spoke with vladd 2 days ago, he seemed very much alive then, has he since died?

You don't seem to understand Knobby that I'm trying to help you here, it always seems to be the case that whenever i call people banal boring grey idiots, they feel the need to post a rebuttal, yours was very boring Knobby, very boring indeed. My post didn't need dissecting Knobby, this was a constructive criticism ( I love the way you use banal insults to accuse me of banal insults btw)

You are the one looking for non existent hidden motives and hurling "banal" abuse at someone you dont have the first clue about, for idiot look up Sprinkles!

You've come to the right place though Knobby, I/we?... are willing to help you grow a personality, the game can't be won by standing in any one place for too long Knobby, they wrote a song about it, all i ask Knobby is that you quit with the insults and try to make a decent post, not for me you understand but for you... How long until you realize that you're just not very interesting?

lol Spinkles, i will grant you one thing, you are, in your own limited way, amusing. You may also wish to read back, it was in fact your good self that started the insults, i merely pointed out a fact.

I did stop by the channel couple of times yesterday, following your kind invitation*, unforutunately you were unavailable at the time, i guess you were too busy recovering from the previous nights "search for answers to lifes questions"?






*demand

<    I Have A Penis In My Pussy   916> Bossy. if you implant my ballsack skin in your breasts we a re both happy
<Crepitating_Bowel_Erosion193> ever read about that guy who had his knob done in thailand? they stuffed it full of newspaper and sewed him up
<Crepitating_Bowel_Erosion193> nasty business that
<    I Have A Penis In My Pussy   916> You have larger breasts, and I get to be happy fondling your breasts (which contain my ballsack skin)
<Crepitating_Bowel_Erosion193> you're very strange gnowm
<    I Have A Penis In My Pussy   916> I will take that as a compliment
<    I Have A Penis In My Pussy   916> dont tell me Sprinks
<    I Have A Penis In My Pussy   916> his Knob ened up read?
<    I Have A Penis In My Pussy   916> the next hooker who he visted said he wasnt her type?
<Crepitating_Bowel_Erosion193> lol

Topic: TOSH aka POE is engaged to be MARRIED!!!
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<Gnowm> hello!
<TheeQueen> hey
<TheeQueen> r u shouting this early in the morning?
<Gnowm> i came here cause it was 24 in channel and thought maybe manyon
<Gnowm> no ia m no shout
<Gnowm> many on
<TheeQueen> where r u from?
<Gnowm> new guinea
<TheeQueen> so english isnt your first language?
<Gnowm> yes it is
<TheeQueen> o
<TheeQueen> i couldnt tell
<Gnowm> do i speak badly?
<Gnowm> spell
<TheeQueen> i am kidding with you
<Gnowm> ok
<TheeQueen> it was a bit off, but i understood it
<Gnowm> it is near australia and japan
<TheeQueen> i know
<Gnowm> where are you frim
<TheeQueen> i am from the usa
<Gnowm> hello
<TheeQueen> greetings
<Gnowm> nasa
<Gnowm> and bush
<TheeQueen> yes
<TheeQueen> i'll claim nasa, but not bush
<Gnowm> nasa make rocket
<Gnowm> bush make war
<TheeQueen> yes, a war that i do not support
<TheeQueen> but i support our men
<Gnowm> yes, war men are brave
<Gnowm> we have men who war, but have small guns
<Gnowm> and loos
<TheeQueen> sounds very sad
<TheeQueen> are you female or male?
<TheeQueen> and what is your name?
<Gnowm> man
<TheeQueen> ok
<TheeQueen> your mx name
<TheeQueen> i dont need to know your birth name
<Gnowm> touki
<Gnowm> sort of
<TheeQueen> ok my dear
<TheeQueen> well i am theequeen.. nice to meet you
<Gnowm> sti is car i see magazine
<TheeQueen> or queen for short
<Gnowm> met well queen
<TheeQueen> oic
ThèéLOVEDQµêëñ925 nods
<TheeQueen> so you happened upon this room because it had 24 ppl in it?
<Gnowm> yes
<TheeQueen> not for the title?
<Gnowm> i go to number room
<Gnowm> people in room
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<Gnowm> i keep my own god
<TheeQueen> oic
<Gnowm> i know christian word
<TheeQueen> tis not a christian room my dear
<TheeQueen> tis a room to 'debait' christianity
<TheeQueen> this is a free speech room
<Gnowm> so fight with and away from chritian?
<TheeQueen> you can say and do anything you want
<Gnowm> arr argu
<TheeQueen> i guess you can say that
<TheeQueen> yes
<Gnowm> good
<Gnowm> fine
<Job188> shut the fuck up
<Gnowm> ok
<TheeQueen> you dont have to
<Gnowm> i understand you words
<TheeQueen> tis our resident drunk
<Gnowm> but not you reson
<Job188> speak english!
<Gnowm> why must i quiet
<TheeQueen> he is vile and horrible.. i guarantee i am the nicest person you will meet here
<Job188> because you suck
<TheeQueen> do you suck?
<Gnowm> you have belief in a God?
<TheeQueen> you dont have to be quiet
<TheeQueen> i do yes
<Gnowm> Job?
<Job188> yes ma'am
<Satan> nope
<TheeQueen> we already have 'anti' so i have to call you something else entirely
<Gnowm> i think i begin to learn funny
<TheeQueen> you motherfucker
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<TheeQueen> o
<TheeQueen> l
<TheeQueen> m
<TheeQueen> f
<TheeQueen> a
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<ThomasBernd_Das_Brott_Newton861>
<Gnowm> hello thomas
<TheeQueen> i am sitting here trying to read your fucking name
ThèéLOVEDQµêëñ925 finally gets it
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<ChasingTheTailofNIGGERS> you god damn nigger. ill chain you to the back of me car and i wont stop driving till there is nothing but your last bone attatched to the chain you dirty white tooth loud mouth wannabee white nigger
<ChasingTheTailofNIGGERS> you god damn nigger. ill chain you to the back of me car and i wont stop driving till there is nothing but your last bone attatched to the chain you dirty white tooth loud mouth wannabee white nigger
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<Gnowm> he was angry
<Satan> it's l8
<ThomasBernd_Das_Brott_Newton861> is g the biker mama?
<Gnowm> satan needs his beauty sleep.
<Satan> cya soon my soulz
<Gnowm> you still talk me Queen?
<ThomasBernd_Das_Brott_Newton861> msn me
<TheeQueen> yeah you git
<Satan> next time we cud talk longa
<Gnowm> I feel the need to laugh out loud.
<Gnowm> is that allowed here?
<BEAR> nope
<Gnowm> ok
<BEAR> lol..
<Satan'z Angelz Bikerz ©3¥][_ØÑ 666> cya
<TheeQueen> i was wondering, how the hell can this person speak so unintelligently.. then i saw your name and said "aw tis g, that explains it"
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<Gnowm> 7?
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BEAR 999 plays the drums
<ThomasBernd_Das_Brott_Newton861> Pizzia?
<Gnowm> 7 7
<BEAR> Paul!?
<TheeQueen> no
<TheeQueen> tis gnowmie
BEAR 999 looses heart
<TheeQueen> read it backwards
<TheeQueen> damn you g!
<Gnowm> i feel all upsidedown and backtofront
<TheeQueen> you have entirely too much time on your hands
<Gnowm> you must admit i had you for quite a while
<TheeQueen> yes you did
<Gnowm> I have it logged

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