The Q files, a verbatim transcript recorded by me from the room, GOREHOUNDS DEATH AND PORN HURRAH.

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Topic: The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.

MOTD "I became entirely given over to extreme dread. The fear was so powerful that it seemed to make my personality completely evaporate... 'Whitley' ceased to exist. What was left was a body and a state of raw fear so great that it swept about me like a thick, suffocating curtain, turning paralysis into a condition that seemed close to death...I died and a wild animal appeared in my place."

Whitley Strieber (nutbag.)

Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158_41507 (DSL) (691 Files) (72.101.183.59) has entered
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> fucking hello.
<Sprinkles515> hello.
<Sprinkles515> Q, how many times have you been abducted by aliens?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> One thousand times Sprink
<Sprinkles515> did you ever feel your personality completely evaporate?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> yes, every single time, it's why I joined the CIA.
<Sprinkles515> interesting. would you say these abductions have opened your mind to other equally demented phenomena? David Icke and lizzard people for example? The monster in lake okeechobee, and the blood sucking goat man of Samoa?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> yes Sprink, all those things, it's all connected, it's in the bible.
<Sprinkles515> it's not in the version of the bible I read?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> no I mean the fortean encyclopedia, the 'real' bible.
<Sprinkles515> i see. There's not a great deal of evidence to suggest that any of these things actually exist Q, does that bother you?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> not at all Sprink, anything can be proved with facts, it takes a stronger mind to believe in things that probably don't exist. But not aliens, because I've met them. I even shot one.
<Sprinkles515> why did you shoot an alien?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> he was dressed like a biker.
<Sprinkles515> Cool. So what are you doing later?
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> this evening Sprink, Donald Trump and I will be patrolling the mexican boarder, then it's into town for a few perfect games of bowling, a nine dart finish at the local tavern, a quick hole in one at the golf course and then dinner where I will order 8 white truffles and a penquin wearing a golden crown.
<Sprinkles515> that sounds awesome Q, try not to shoot anyone...
<Qlouds.in.my.Qoffee.158> I promise nothing.
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<Sprinkles515> 8|

I was worried that this might happen. Only two days into the Q files and I've been beset on all sides buy various forms of the whammy.

It started 36 hours ago when I was on the phone to my local florist, I wanted to celebrate the end of the summer by having a fresh bunch of carnivorous plants delivered to my door step, when I heard odd sounds coming in through the telephone... I jotted them down on my mouse pad. Coming, you, for, she, is, death. Yoda I thought, then I rearranged the letters; She is coming for you death. I quickly shat myself and then pulled myself together, this isn't the first time i have heard ghostly threats coming through the telephone, but it is the first time when is has nothing to do with money. This wasn't the end of it. Strange men, small in stature wearing odd boots and unusually tanned had been walking past my house every 57 minutes. 12 hours of this and I decided to confront the situation head on, so i sneaked into the alley separating my place from the neighbours and when the time was right I hippo charged the strange man and connected with him like a fucking wrecking ball. What happened next was unexpected... He turned into dust and i was covered in it, had I tackled a giant moth? Even the fuckers clothes had disappeared, all that was left was an ipod playing a continuous loops of ride of the ride of the valkyries.

That was 9 hours ago, things seem to be back to normal, apart from a power outage, intermittent changes in temperature, foul odours wafting through, and a note pushed through my door asking me to keep the volume of the music down... But what is this? Jesus holy shit stabber! please tell me that wasn't an RV driving down my road? I'm going to hunker down for a while, but I'll be back. Hope for the best but expect the worst.

Ok.

It's day 19 of the Q files and things aren't going well. I should've expected this. I woke up covered in radiation burns and the room was black... black as death. But then I opened up the curtains and had a wash and everything was back to normal. But not quite... The RV and sinister small men dressed in black clothes had gone, but there was a constant buzzing sound, I can hear it as I type. Could it be a fucking nutcase whizzing around on an electric scooter trying to find a suitable place to hide? Am I being hunted? Is there such a thing as paranoia? I'll let you know.
On a much more sinister note, one of the tomato plants in the green house has snapped, and this was a strong well watered thing. Not happy about this. GYPSY FUCKING THIEVING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 77.

ok.

The Q files, a verbatim transcript recorded by me from the room, GOREHOUNDS DEATH AND PORN HURRAH.

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Topic: I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid. ~John Gotti

MOTD:- Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame. And He gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.

Qhili.Qon.Queso.687(DSL) (691 Files) (72.101.183.59) has entered
<Sprinkles515> hello Q, you massive lying shit eater.
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> hey sprink.
<Sprinkles515> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiKCRie-x_A good song this
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> yer insane
JAMES BOND 007 [Admin] Sprinkles is now known as Kiz Nizel Mi Dills Nufus. The flying monkeys have been shoved up Zards ass.
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> coming from you, that's quite a thing Q
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> my operational status is something you will never know or understand
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> yes i do some very unusual things.. i also know very unusual things.. doesnt mean yer not insane
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> one day maybe when " shit starts hitting the fan" i will let on to you who i am and what i really do. til then i'll just be yer little punching bag " Q`" .. just as i want it
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> now.. move along.
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> fucking lulz

<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> people of yer caliber are a dime a dozen.. you will rue the day you didnt have me as a friend.
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> move along now sprinks
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> like a good chattle that you are
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> thank fuck i began to keep logs again, this shit is gold, go on, say something else
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> yes golden
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> keep the logs as you are sent to the camps.. " for yer protection" from the evil terrorist bogeyman
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> lolol
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> Europe and the E.U. are gonna seriosly get hit hard
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> the EURO will tank you will be homeless and pennyless
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> wouldn't be the first time
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> im telling you. ----------------------------->
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> you know we don't have the euro over here right?
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> yer all tied to the euro.. and the dollar
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> the entire world is
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> get a life
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> so we're all fucked? is that what you're saying?
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> excellent
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> im saying nothing
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> go about yer business
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> sheeple.. baaah baaah
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> for someone who's saying nothing you just spent 20 minutes rambling some pretty "insane" shit yourself
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> luckily i have the logs
<Prick321> q has secret knowledge that we are not privy to
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> that is correct prick i do
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> dr ignasious emailed it to her, she is after all, a bronze member
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> lifetime bronze member ty
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> aint gonna haPPEprickhead
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> read between the line sprinks
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> the message is subtle
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> bronze member sounds like an expensive dildo
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> its one of the finest training facilites in the world
<Prick321> so when is shit going down, Q?
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> good question
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> soon as you open yer mouth .. the shit goes down.. : > " prick "
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> llol
<Prick321> no fucking clue, then
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> that's the lamest shit i've ever read
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> i hope art comes back and starts talking about shitting himself again
<Prick321> at least then him and Q will have something in common
<Qhili.Qon.Queso.687> prick.. watch for an "event" to ahppen in mid-October, early November. remember these dates and we will discuss it further
<Prick321> whats going to happen?
<Kiz_Nizel_Mi_Dills_Nufus946> the event will be Q bounding out of her RV outside the front of your house and spraying the place with bullets.


So there we have it, using the latest techniques in investigative journalism, Prick and myself managed to uncover a secret plot, orchestrated by Q that will take place between mid October and November. I for one have started to hoard canned foods, ( sardines mainly because they're fucking delicious, ) and have been masturbating constantly into jars in case sperm ever becomes a valuble commodity. I suggest you all do the same.

Ok.

Surveillance photo taken by one of my own sources... Q on tour.

that slut!!!
no way am i getting ET's sloppy seconds

The Q files. An unedited exploration into the mind of a gibbering vegetable

Petsex Mom & Smokeys
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Topic:- I wish I pulled out sooner.

MOTD: "What interests me more than the bot's accuracy (of which I'm sceptical), is the relentless negativity of its projections. According to the bot, the future is always bleak and steadily worsening." Dr Adolf Snarn talking about the webbot project.

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<Sprinkles515> Q, you bed wetting lump of seeping string warts. How are you?
< Intellectual Qripple687> Hi sprink, i'm good.
<Sprinkles515> so what do you make of all this webbot bollocks then?
< Intellectual Qripple687> it's not bollocks sprink, i made it myself back when i was head of special ops working directly under president reagan.
<Sprinkles515> I see... so how does it work?
< Intellectual Qripple687> it's an incredible machine, basically you feed it data and it checks for a few key words and then it spits out a prediction of certain doom sometime in the near future.
<Sprinkles515> i have one in front of me. i asked the machine where i had left my car after i'd been out driving drunk, and the message came back; The sky will collapse, the sun will turn red, magnets opposing, rotting flesh. mid october, begining of novemberish...
< Intellectual Qripple687> yes sprink, that sounds accurate.
<Sprinkles515> I'd better buy a new toothbrush. I'll be back.
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<Sprinkles515> fucking hello.
< Intellectual Qripple687> hey Sprink ; >
<Sprinkles515> alright Q, you vile piece of shitty prolapsed rectum, what have I missed?
< Intellectual Qripple687> I was just telling the room about how i was a fireman in new york city on 9/11, it was so awesome
<Sprinkles515> why did the cleaning lady get the sack from the twin towers? she left the landing lights on.
< Intellectual Qripple687> that's true sprink, i knew her, she was treated very unfairly.
<Sprinkles515> it seems odd that wherever there's been a disaster Q, you're always on the scene... Katrina you were dropping bottles of water out of your helicopter onto the heads of the people beneath you, possibly killing more people than the storm itself, in haiti you single handedly fought back the tonton macoute while pulling people out of rubble caused by the giant earthquake, and in indonesia during the tsunami you were scooping people out of the sea while going 500 mph on a surfboard.
< Intellectual Qripple687> it's true sprink, i'm just lucky to always be in the right place at the right time.
<Sprinkles515> you give me the willies, i'm going to go and make some soup.
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The Q files. A journey into the brains of a social cripple. ( Hers not mine)
An unedited and completely objective chat log recorded from the room:- SHORT HAIRED CARPET MUNCHERS AND DYKES UNITE!

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Topic: <Qlam Lapper687> Guns don't kill people, I kill people!

MOTD: Eighty-six percent of the gun death of children under the age of 14 internationally is right here in the United States of America. That shit is awesome!

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<Sprinkles505> Q, you utterly disgusting shit stain on a prostitutes used tampon, how are you?
<Qlam Lapper687> oh hey Sprink, I'm awesome, i just bagged me a mexican, i made him beg for his life while i sharpened my knives in front of him, HAHAHAHAHAGHSHAHGHAHAAWAA!!!!!
<Sprinkles505> jesus christ...
<Qlam Lapper687> I know right!
<Sprinkles505> so what did you do to the poor guy?
<Qlam Lapper687> the usual sprink, i made several score marks across his scalp, and then peeled all the flesh off his face, loll
<Sprinkles505> 8|
<Sprinkles505> well at least you didn't shoot him, so well done you
<Qlam Lapper687> but i did sprink! he was caught in one of my snares, before he could get unhooked i shot the back of his ass out, a buckshot blast from 12 feet sent him flying across the carpark that i'm living in.
<Sprinkles505> Q, have you ever tried not shooting people, and trapping them, and butchering them with knives? Maybe you could try and make some new friends perhaps?
<Qlam Lapper687> sprinks, that sounds like some commie liberal bullshit right there. Anyway, i'll be back, i'm going to build a bomb.
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<Sprinkles505> I live 5000 miles away from the bitch and i'm still considering boarding up all the windows.
< feminist vegetarian art student> Spinnlkes, why do you keep coming here and starting shit?
<Sprinkles505> do you like it in the ass?
< feminist vegetarian art student> kickban Sprinkles505
<Sprinkles505> has been banned.

Goddamned Lezbos...

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The Q files. A voyage into the dangling pissflaps of insanity.

Fucking hello. Before I excrete my latest onto the forum a little bit of back story is required, and here it is... About 13 years ago when Q first blundered into the room and started to yammer on like a stroke victim with electrodes attached to his gonads, she was always self promoting the idea that she'd been trained by any or all of the following:- CIA, NSA, FBI, a mexican cartel, the spetsnaz, British Intelligence, the roving death squads of new guinea, and the french foreign legion.

No.

It turns out she got all her training from the cunt I have detailed below. For some reason this got on my tits so I decided I'd better have a chat with this man and let him know what's what.

1) The man responsible for making Q what he/she is today:-



2) Contact details and possible employment opportunities:-



3) My email getting right to the core of the balls on this bitch.



Well, it's been over an hour so I'm guessing the bastard has me on ignore. I know we're all on tenter hooks for this one, so the second this subhuman scumbag gets back to me I'll whack it in here so he can be ridiculed anew. ( that is unless he threatens me with any sort of legal retribution, in which case I'll shit myself and throw the computer into the trent.)

Ok.

The Q Files, a piss take of epic proportions. The Full email is below all the chunder.







The email in it's entirety follows, I spent nearly 30 minutes fucking around with fonts trying to fit it all into the screen shot, and then I suddenly became suicidal and wondered what the fuck am I doing with my life. But fuck it... We all need goals, and if I can get Q off the streets then I'm willing to sacrifice you all.

Howdy Ig, not sure if you got my previous email but it concerned a friend of yours that can only identify herself as Q. I have a genuine concern for her mental health that my not have been apparent in my last email, which is what leads me to send you this chat room log from a room she frequents on a regular basis. As a student of sociology myself I find it enlightening to wade through this morass of non sensica, in which Q defines herself, as the alpha nutbag.
Enjoy.


<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> go to my site Sprinkles.. i have a new blog.. i call it .. theTEDfiles.
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> its crazygood
<Ted_Maul183> the ted files? even though you just called me sprink
<Ted_Maul183> nice work you
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> i like the word TED
<Ted_Maul183> well where is it?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> reminds me of DEAD
<Ted_Maul183> post the link
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> ok
<Ted_Maul183> can i contribute?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> i couldnt get the castle troll to beatoff on the wall like you did though (darn)
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> that was amazing
<Ted_Maul183> where is this site Q?
<Ted_Maul183> or are you lying again?
<Ted_Maul183> jesus Q, what is it with you and lying?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> its called fantasy blog.
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> wait a sec.
<Ted_Maul183> you said it was called ted blog
<Ted_Maul183> <Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> go to my site Sprinkles.. i have a new blog.. i call it .. theTEDfiles.
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> no its called theTEDfiles
<Ted_Maul183> <Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> its called fantasy blog.
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> no its called theTEDfiles
<Ted_Maul183> which one is it?
<Ted_Maul183> post a link
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> why
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> yer not invited
<Ted_Maul183> would you like to see the Q files?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> ben thar
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> dun that
<Ted_Maul183> you are free to contribute to them Q
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> i talked to Piazza yesterday
<Ted_Maul183> I, unlike you, am not scared
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> he said you spammed him
<Ted_Maul183> did you indeed?
<Ted_Maul183> haha
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> did you?
<Ted_Maul183> awesome
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> he has a team looking for you now
<Ted_Maul183> tell me more, because i'm going to email the cunt everything you type next in this chat convo
<Ted_Maul183> you know i keep logs right?
<Ted_Maul183> so what else did iggy say?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> kool tell him that # 602527 is a nutter
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> see what he says
<Ted_Maul183> ok, i will
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> i am one of his finest pupils ever
<Ted_Maul183> more, Qeep it coming
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> thats all TEDDY boy
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> you are on aneed to know basis
<Ted_Maul183> why stop now? make him proud
<Ted_Maul183> what name can i mention to him that he will know you by apart from Q?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> #602527
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> bronze member
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> he will know who it is
<Ted_Maul183> are you going to be here for a bit?
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> dont know..
<Ted_Maul183> i have some frantic emailing to do
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> maybe
<Ted_Maul183> and confirmations to made
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> he knows me by Q. . also
<Qtime.is.Bigtime.530> everyone there does

So there you go doc, you obviously know this Q woman, who has more than once threatened to kill me, and made clear that you and your " team" are looking for me, so what I propose is the following... Full institutionalism, rubber wall paper, guards on the doors, ball gags, butt plugs, whatever's right. And If I even sniff a member of your unit staking out a prime spot around my house I'll be onto Scotland Yard faster than you can say pontius pilate. # 602527 NEEDS HELP and you're the man to give it to her.

Hugs & Kisses,

Fash.

Ok.