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The first post might've been his but i have a story of the occult and its affects that will bugger belief! And here we go... A while back we were called to the scene of some sort of ghoulish phenomenon, a dark shadowy suspicious character resembling a monk had been hanging around the place looking suspicious and dark and shadowy, giving off strange odours and with eyes glowing like fire... " we don't know who he was or if we even saw anything but i got goose bumps and the temprature of the earth dropped by point two of a degree! If it was any colder i bet we'd've been able to see smoke coming out of our mouths!" ok i said... tell me more " it's ruined my life! i can't go out, my children are starving... omg, just typing this is so hard! I fuck dogs ok? are you happy now?" er... " there's more, i fuck dogs and had an abortion, third trimester sliding out of my parts covered in dog sperms. BONGTIME!!!"
Tbc i guess? Where the fuck do you find these people eh?
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