Good stuff. There's never a better time than the beginning of a new year to vent a vitriolic spleen or two, so that's exactly what I'll do. I'll follow knots format and have a quick glance over the pissflaps that got on my tits back when ever the fuck it was I posted my last steaming excretion and see what's what.
2007 bellends :-
1) Spot of Borg...
Never see Spot any more, I found out that she is in fact a woman and spent most of her early life abandoned in the Australian out back and was raised as a feral creature by aborigines. I'm still banned from the P&R room, but I only really ever went there to pester Pants anyway and I can still do that in Heresy. Spot is no longer on the list.
2) Wet Panties...
Apparently she's dead. Result. No longer on the list.
3) Kingkil...
Looking back now I see that compared to the current crop of scum we occasionally get infesting the room, Kingkil was relatively harmless. I'm sure he's still a massive wanker, but he appears to have fucked off, so he's no longer on the list.
4) Hitcher...
What more can be said about this fucking spastic? Yes, he's still on the list.
5) Bandwidth Binger...
Ouch. Not quite sure what you did to raise my ire Band? Definitely no longer on the list, probably deserves an apology but I'm afraid you're not getting one, because occasionally you still properly annoy the shit out of me. ( And fuck xpadder.)
6) The Antichrist...
Anti's calmed down considerably since the operation. Anyone not in favour of castrating child sex offenders should look no further than Anti as a shining example of what can be achieved with a set of tin snips and a soldering iron. He's no longer on the list because he's grown a set of tits and wanders around all day sniffing patchouli oil.
7) Number 9 Number 9 Number 9...
I fucking hate this twat. Luckily he has me on permanent ignore which works out well for the both of us. No longer on the list.
The Brand Spankers New Shit List For The Previous Year 2010! HURRAH!
I haven't been quite as prolific this last year as I have been in previous years, and I think it's for this reason, a new and more mushbrained clientèle have infiltrated winmx. Some are old regs that have grown ever more senile, depressed, bitter, and quite frankly dumber, and some are a new breed of gabbering shit stabbers. Presenting:-
1) New entry, and straight in at number one... Shy Kitty.
What can you say about this lying, nasty, frumpy, little cunt? Well, all those things I guess, and plenty more. There is no one else I've ever met online as crawlingly putrid as Shy. She is shit stirrer extraordinaire, even eclipsing me ( no mean feat ) not to mention, a cloner and just absolutely fucking block headed in every regard. It is impossible to reason with the bitch, even to the point when she's dug herself so far into a mire it's actually embarrassing to watch her prattling on, but prattle on she does until just about everyone within earshot is ready to stuff themselves into a compressor.
In short then, a two faced, lying, odious, reptilian, shit bag, good for nothing except setting on fire and kicking to death.
2) New entry, Dawnie.
After a semi long absence from winmx, I made my triumphant return on Dawnies birthday ( not intentionally ). Having never met the dinny slag before, I wished her happy birthday, got a stern " shut up sprinkles " in reply, and spent the next 3 or 4 months getting banned by the dick head. What's particularly galling about this foul creature, is her utter fucking banality. How the fuck does she conjure up the nerve to ban ANYONE! If the only contribution she's going to make to any conversation is what she's having for dinner, or that she's taking the kids for a walk, or that she's making the kids dinner etc, ad nauseum.
To summarize then, the most boring, worthless addition to any chat room. An absolute hypocrite and just generally foul, humourless, housewife, that with any luck with be struck down in the near future with some sort of incurable disease.
3) New entry, Greg.
This whining little faggot appeared in winmx some time during the year and since that day the room has been full of his pitying self recriminations. It's horrible to see a man act this way, doesn't he have any pride? Night after night it's the same shit, he'll park up, start crying, and then vomit endless amounts of self loathing over any poor cunt caught in the cross hairs. The main crux of his terrible angst appears to have been inflicted upon him by his mum. He explained this to me one evening, ( against my will I might add, but I was drunk, fuck it ) that his Mum had caused him much ridicule at school, she was hairy they said, and she smelled. This coupled with an addiction to drink, pills, and sodomy made the life of a young Greg very miserable indeed. " I tried to run away once Sprink " he confided " but she swung though the trees like an ape and scooped me up like I was a goddamned rabbit caught in the claws of an eagle..." I tried to console him, but it was impossible. The image alone made me recoil and I've never been able to see him the same way since.
So, Greg then. A shell of a man with no redeeming social qualities, jobless, penniless, unable to escape the talons of his mum, the very definition of a worthless existence.
And that's the shit list, not bad, I've managed to whittle it down to only 3. A few honourable mentions should go out, Hitcher obviously for being a cloning twat, Creepella for the same reason and also for being so fucking dumb, Zardoz for doing this O_o 24 hours a day 7 days a week for the past 10 years, and Pants for telling everyone I was posting child porn, when it was infact a video of some strange cunt dressed as a woman singing a weird song. Here's the link
http://www.stileproject.com/video/16278 ... -girl.html judge for yourself.
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